What kind of Driver are you?

Does your driving style reflect your personality?

In a shopping mall, have you ever experienced people walking in front of you suddenly stop/ jam break (because something caught their attention/ eye) & you nearly bang into them? Or people who walk really really slowly (because they are talking/ on their mobile/ dreaming) while you’re on your limited 1 hour lunch break & you can’t seem to get past them? Ever realize how this happens on the road as well? Are these the same people who drive like they behave? Let’s take a look at some of the drivers on the road & how their personality resembles them…

The Auntie style

I am sorry but I have to agree with the MCP’s that most women drive like this… Emphasis on the word “most” because I believe that me & a few other women I know do not fall into this category :P They often road hog & make last minutes decisions to turn left/ right. Often expecting people to give them way. In real life… Don’t we women often think were always right & want everything to go our way? ;)

How do U spot them?

They often sit so close to the steering wheel that they are only focused on what’s in front of their eyes and not their surroundings. Those who have extra headgear on which prevents them from actually looking left and right without moving their head… I’m sure there is no need for me to name names :P

Taking a Sunday Drive

The people who constantly think it’s Sunday… Often old men who own their own business & rushing to work does not apply to them or people who are already retired & taking their own sweet time to go to the market in the morning. Other people have to get to work at 9AM ok! :P We know you’ve prolly work really hard throughout your life & want to take things are a slower pace but we would really appreciate it if you could at least allow us to overtake you so you can continue your slow Sunday drive ;)

How do U spot them?

Usually really nice cars, often old cars too… Like a Jaguar, Mercedes or even a Datsun 120Y.

The F1 driver Wanna be

This category breaks down into 2 types. 1 being the people who drives really fast cars & often just likes to show off and the 2nd who are just constantly in a rush/ always late. Either way they often think of themselves as Michael Schumacher or I personally like to think of myself has Mika Hakkinnen (Yes I know he’s retired :P) But once piece of advice… If you wanna drive fast, make sure you know what you’re doing & do it safe. Guilt really does haunts (so hitzfm :P)

How do U spot them?

Cars are usually modified & really loud but watch out for the standard looking ones too… Some people cannot afford mah :P

Road Bullies

Don’t mess with this bunch, they might just beat the crap outta you. Its really not worth it… They will squeeze you out of the way just because they want to & if you ‘kurang ajar” then they’ll just get down from their vehicle & whack you with a baseball bat which they keep in their boot. :(

How do U spot them?

Usually bad shape or “ahbengly” modified cars… Oh and busses & lorries too! Actual driver can be spotted gangsterish. Best to just avoid this dodgy bunch… Its really not worth it ;)

Lets all try to be a little more considerate on the road shall we? This way we can get to work/ our destination feeling less stressed… Life is stressful enough as it is without having to curse & swear behind the wheel ;) Always bear in mind that the Fast lane is called a Fast lane for a reason… I myself get really irritated when people rod hog :( Do you road hog & don’t even know it? :P

2 Responses to “What kind of Driver are you?”

  1. Perry Says:

    So which category do you think I would be in ? ;)

  2. Elle Says:

    Hehe… Neither. Ure a wonderful driver! Considerate & courteous! Mwuahs~

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